Voice recognition via Android: Kentucky waffle sword in him

So, I am testing the voice texting portion of this phone so far it’s not too bad. I’m having a hard time figuring out how to enter punctuation. space no that’s not it. There, that’s better.

Alright then let’s keep this thing serious workout.

The rain falls mainly on the playing.

We seem to have lost a few words there and have a hard time with the word plane playing plane plane. Oh well.

Will learn to understand me more effectively additional practice?

Okay, I will try a grocery list.

Milk eggs french vanilla o m g it almost spelled m i l f instead of milk but it back up and fix milf to milk . I was afraid I was going to the store to get a milf. Should worry me that my phone knows the word milf? It doesnt even under line as a misspelling.

Okay, so the song does well other then dropping words here in there and thinking that phone beatles song, while I’m trying to type normal things like grocery list that includes eggs and milk and apparently a milf. Can try something a little more complicated. Let’s maine porn. No. Let’s maine come out side.

(I was trying to get it to say “let me try something a little more complicated.”)

Okay how much now for the grand finale.

How about a little jabberwocky ? It got creative with normal words, what will it do with nonsense?

Was brillig and the slighty toes did guion gimble in the way almond grove and rest of grace beware the jabberwock my son jaws the fight the crowds closet touch beware the jubjub bird and shun from in this anderson

Kentucky waffle sword in him, long time in my supposed to self, the rest is for the come come tree, and still be awhile inbox.

Mine apologies to lewis carroll.

(The end result of my testing is that the voice text feature is a little finicky yet for anything important. I spent more time fixing things that were almost right than I would have typing them. But it could have some uses. And I am pretty impressed it spelled jabberwock correctly, despite showing it as a misspelled word by underlining it in red.)

(via Mark Dacascos | Bild 3 von 8)
A certain someone, who soon requires an alias, came over and cuddled me while we watched the film this is from ( Le Pacte des loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf)) to help chase away a particularly painful fibro flare.
I LOVED the film. Mark Dacascos is yummy to watch, and the plot was sort of Last of the Mohicans meets Hound of the Baskervilles in pre-revoloution France - just quirky enough to be completely up my alley.
Cuddles as relief from nerve pain are made of win. Now, if we could just bottle that!

(via Mark Dacascos | Bild 3 von 8)

A certain someone, who soon requires an alias, came over and cuddled me while we watched the film this is from ( Le Pacte des loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf)) to help chase away a particularly painful fibro flare.

I LOVED the film. Mark Dacascos is yummy to watch, and the plot was sort of Last of the Mohicans meets Hound of the Baskervilles in pre-revoloution France - just quirky enough to be completely up my alley.

Cuddles as relief from nerve pain are made of win. Now, if we could just bottle that!

Alt Text: Fortunately, the internet has a virtually inexhaustible supply of code that doesn’t work and people who are wrong, which bodes well for a return to normalcy. [Note: Click to read context for the cancer comics. She’s doing well.]
(via xkcd: Emotion)

For me, it was late 2006 through 2007, and then cancer took a smaller role in my life for a while as a source of emotions. But damn… it does change everything.

Alt Text: Fortunately, the internet has a virtually inexhaustible supply of code that doesn’t work and people who are wrong, which bodes well for a return to normalcy. [Note: Click to read context for the cancer comics. She’s doing well.]

(via xkcd: Emotion)

For me, it was late 2006 through 2007, and then cancer took a smaller role in my life for a while as a source of emotions. But damn… it does change everything.

If I can get my life organized, I’m going to have rats again someday. I miss them.
effyeahrats:

Clementine & Elanor sharing yogurt. (by Holli Smith)

If I can get my life organized, I’m going to have rats again someday. I miss them.

effyeahrats:

Clementine & Elanor sharing yogurt. (by Holli Smith)

This is one of my favorite cock photos of all time, for a variety of reasons. It seems to capture a moment of decision. Is he vulnerable, pulling the cuffs close as a partner off camera reaches for them? Is he holding them against his body to keep them from clinking and giving away his position, hidden in the shadows, ready to overpower an unaware subject of his attention?
I masturbate to this image, both on screen, and in my head. I want to feel the tickle of those curls against my cheeks, the cold of the metal on my skin.
I have it on good authority that those are full sized handcuffs, and he just has hands that big and strong… hands that would be so delicious holding me captive; his breath hot on my neck as he snaps those cuffs around first one of my wrists and then…
uh… what? Sorry, I wandered off for a moment there. Is it hot in here?

This is one of my favorite cock photos of all time, for a variety of reasons. It seems to capture a moment of decision. Is he vulnerable, pulling the cuffs close as a partner off camera reaches for them? Is he holding them against his body to keep them from clinking and giving away his position, hidden in the shadows, ready to overpower an unaware subject of his attention?

I masturbate to this image, both on screen, and in my head. I want to feel the tickle of those curls against my cheeks, the cold of the metal on my skin.

I have it on good authority that those are full sized handcuffs, and he just has hands that big and strong… hands that would be so delicious holding me captive; his breath hot on my neck as he snaps those cuffs around first one of my wrists and then…

uh… what? Sorry, I wandered off for a moment there. Is it hot in here?

Blowjob heaven

I still haven’t written my post about the Steak & Blowjob day party. That will follow soon. Just wanted to reflect here on the luscious blowjob fun I had with Corvus the other day; his fingers twisted in my hair, first pulling, then setting a rhythm for me as I fucked him with adoring lips, and throat, and tongue.

If I hadn’t taken an allergy med the night before - leaving my mouth on the dry side - I could have gone on like that happily for a long while. It made my cunt quiver happily, especially as he started rocking his hips up to meet my mouth.

Gods, that man has a gorgeous, delicious cock. Dark skin, lighter near the swelling of the perfectly formed glans; soft black curls at the base begging me to nestle my face against them.

The skin on the head of a cock is THE most luscious texture on Earth. Period. It is why I adore silk so much.

Then dip my face close, inhaling the scent of masculine sex - I can’t resist caressing his prick with my cheeks. I want his scent all over me. I love the subtle variations in scent on his body; upper torso distinct from the softly musky scent of his groin.

That first taste, as the head of his cock peeks between my hungry lips is heaven - like that first moment when a cock presses its way between my labia into my vag. But my mouth is so much more intimate for me. Vaginal penetration feels great, but oral is intense on so many levels. Scent and taste are primal, and awake fully while giving head.

When I’m being fucked I am distracted; when sucking cock, the task becomes my whole world. I hear his every sound as though each quick breath or moan ripples through me. His body tells me what it likes, so I’m tuned in to subtle changes - motion under lips, exploring fingers, the long strokes of my tongue exploring the curves and angles of him. If there are any drops of pre-cum to tease me, I am pushed to my own muffled moans of pleasure.

Fingers explore, caress, grip here, press there; and if he’s in the mood, I dip my finger between his cheeks and nudge my way to the sensitive nerves there. It isn’t the act itself that excites me, it’s the reactions; his body tensing, relaxing, permitting, then arching gently into the probing touch. His face becomes an erotic mask of pleasure, and I may get so distracted that he has to stroke his own cock while I focus on other things.

I adore sucking him, licking, caressing, smelling him, hearing, watching, and tasting him. I fucking adore every second.

prettynaughtythings:

Anyone can find all sorts of naughty MILF content on the interwebs. That’s all well and good; I approve. All sorts should be given their time being lusted after on the interwebs. But where are all the naughty silver foxes? I don’t buy into the idea that women who admire men of a certain age only fantasize about them showing up in a suit, or a tux, or a pair of jeans and a denim shirt, or a kilt… and whisking us off for a dinner and a walk on the beach.

I want to see skin on my sliver foxes… Lots of skin if I can find it. Naked skin, sun kissed skin, partial nudity, full frontal, sexy silver fox skin. Topless, unzipped and showing their assets, bottomless, flaccid cocks, hard cocks, cocks with foreskin, cut cocks with soft, salt and pepper curls, cocks with cock rings, skin skin skin skin. Is that so bizarre?

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Apologies are due to Lewis Carroll for what two auto corrects did to his Jabberwocky. It started out badly when the vorpal blade was reduced to a “normal blade”; everything went down hill from there.

Apologies are due to Lewis Carroll for what two auto corrects did to his Jabberwocky. It started out badly when the vorpal blade was reduced to a “normal blade”; everything went down hill from there.

Mmmm yes, you are invited to hold my head when you’re close, to guide my rhythm. Fuck my face. Use me as a living fleshlight.

Mmmm yes, you are invited to hold my head when you’re close, to guide my rhythm. Fuck my face. Use me as a living fleshlight.

(Source: mrjamesdeen)

Squeeee! I needed this! If you’re reading this post, it is not directed at you :)

lordofthewastes:

This sums my day up thusfar.

I haven’t had the opportunity to spend enough time, lately, pampering and worshiping Sir’s feet. I must do something about that!

I haven’t had the opportunity to spend enough time, lately, pampering and worshiping Sir’s feet. I must do something about that!

(Source: simply-black-and-white)

I am going to dinner with at a lady friend’s house tonight. Taking a bottle or two of wine. Expecting lovely, kinky conversation and, well, who knows?

dyingofcute:

I’m gonna invite some friends in

I am going to dinner with at a lady friend’s house tonight. Taking a bottle or two of wine. Expecting lovely, kinky conversation and, well, who knows?

dyingofcute:

I’m gonna invite some friends in

Text messages sent to Sir

Fantasy: You chain me to Your headboard, head down, ass up on my knees, and fuck my cunt from behind…

my hair shoved in my mouth as a gag, Your belt around my waist making a handle to pull Yourself against me…

Text message sent to Sir

Happy memory of that look in Your eye gauging my reaction to Your belt; then the sting of it on my ass, just before You buckled it on and went on with Your day

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